Stages of Life

Birth: The process of boarding a ship that's destined to sail to the middle of the sea only to hit an iceberg.

Childhood: A period of life during which anything can be achieved through a right tantrum at the right time.

Schooling: The process of categorizing people into three classes: those who can count and those who cannot count

Friendship: Association with people capable of stabbing you in the back while you're preoccupied with the less threatening enemies at front.

Puberty: The phase in which, from the teenager's perspective, the line between "care-giving" and "licensed ownership" fades away with resulting rebellion.

Love: An act very similar to peeing on yourself in a public place. Everybody can see it's happening, but only you can feel the warm sensation it brings.

Career: The path assumed for the fulfillment of one's parents dreams.

Old Age: A phase characterized by two occurrences: first, the loss of memory, and second, the...uh...

Death: Hitting the iceberg. Don't worry, from this distance, it looks pretty welcoming.