Birth: The process of boarding a ship that's destined to sail to the middle of the sea only to hit an iceberg.

Childhood: A period of life during which anything can be achieved through a right tantrum at the right time.

Schooling: The process of categorizing people into three classes: those who can count and those who cannot count

Friendship: Association with people capable of stabbing you in the back while you're preoccupied with the less threatening enemies at front.

Puberty: The phase in which, from the teenager's perspective, the line between "care-giving" and "licensed ownership" fades away with resulting rebellion.

Love: An act very similar to peeing on yourself in a public place. Everybody can see it's happening, but only you can feel the warm sensation it brings.

Career: The path assumed for the fulfillment of one's parents dreams.

Old Age: A phase characterized by two occurrences: first, the loss of memory, and second, the...uh...

I wonder what connections our Khadim-e-Aala has with the banned terrorist organizations???

First the UNLAWFUL Minister of Law of Punjab met and rode with the leader of one of the banned outfits just to get votes for the bye elections ( how low can people get) and then Khadim-e-AAla literally begged the TTP (the beasts ) to leave Punjab alone !!!!

Are these so called leaders of Punjab in collaboration with the ruthless murderers??? Or have they lost the courage to face these beasts??? One thing I know ordinary people of Punjab have not lost the courage and our army will definitely get rid of these terrorists.

Samsung Electronics Co. Ltd., a market leader and award-winning innovator in consumer electronics and Mobile phones, has redefined the home-entertainment experience by launching the world’s first Full HD 3D LED TV and a full lineup of 3D home entertainment products. Samsung also announced the expansion of its strategic alliance with DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc. (Nasdaq: DWA) to feature exclusive 3D offerings of the company’s enjoyable film series.
To make 3D TV more accessible for consumers globally, Samsung unveiled a promotional program where buyers of 2010 Samsung 3D TV and 3D Blu-ray Player or Home Theater System, will receive two pairs of Samsung 3D active glasses and 3D Blue-ray versions of famous releases like; “Monsters vs. Aliens” and ”Shrek”.
To celebrate the launch of such revolutionary products, a special performance by the famous band “Black-Eyed Peas” was held at Times Square, New York, where James Cameron, the 3D-filming specialist and Director of the famous 3D movie “Avatar” also joined in the celebrations to shoot the concert in 3D. This filming was streamed live via Dipdive.com, to enable the global audience to see the great Launch.

Mobilink, the country’s market leader in cellular communications and part of the Orascom Telecom Holding (OTH) registered an increase in subscriber base and revenues for Q4 2009 as compared to previous quarter of the same year.

Mobilink demonstrated positive trends in the fourth quarter of 2009 as the company’s revenues as per local currency showed an increase of 5.3% as compared to Q3, 2009. EBITDA for the same period rose by 16.2% and the EBITDA margin improved by 3.4%. ARPU for Q4 of 2009 as compared to the previous quarter was also up by 3.3%. The company’s net base increased approximately by 0.76 million subscribers in this period.

Mobilink’s subscriber base has reached 30.8 million as of December 2009. Earning PKR 86.8 billion for the full year 2009, Mobilink managed to stabilize revenues in local currency despite a tough year for the country in terms of the law and order situation, continued inflation and currency devaluation as well as slow GDP growth and electricity load shedding that remained major constraints. The company’s average revenue per user (ARPU) also remained stable during 2009 in rupee terms.

Dell Global Consumer, Asia-Pacific has presented the Most Valuable Player (MVP) Award to Nubla Iftikhar, The Marketing Manager at Dell Pakistan. Nubla manages the Consumer and SMB domain for Dell Pakistan.

It is a commendable achievement as Nubla is the first Pakistani female to get this award. Under her able marketing leadership, Dell Consumer and SMB closed the last Financial Quarters attaining the strongest yearly growth in the region. Dell Notebooks are rapidly becoming a household name in Pakistan, with Nubla making a substantial contribution in creating proactive and remarkable marketing strategies. Dell’s competent resources and strategic excellence have provided highly evolved products and services to the local market, elevating the stature of this global IT Giant in the region.

These days the work pace is very slow in our agency so we have lot of time for browsing here and there but i am amazed to see that those sites which were very interesting and grabs one's attention when there is no time to play now seems very boring even on yello the turnover of blogs is very low so I am asking all the yelloers if they have any time killing mashwara do share it with me.
Cheers  

Almost everyone in the world today has heard the word Jihad, thanks to the media.This word has a very broad meaning and does not mean 'Holy War' as many people believe.

Owls hunt at night, but how do they see The eyes of owls have several attributes that allow them to see in low light. They are large, their spy text messages retina has a large number of rods are sensitive to light, they are placed near one another over the front of the head, giving the animal a binocular vision. This improves their development, with both eyes facing the same direction. To observe something, owls can turn spy text on messages their heads around 270 degrees in any direction, which allows them to follow their prey.

Once again players of our team have been found involved in match fixing and proof has been given to Pakistan Cricket Board. Mr.Ijaz Butt gave a statement and then took a u-turn ( for which our leaders are famous) but now the standing committee after grilling the PCB chief and others have got the proof of match fixing. Many players were fined and some were banned but our spineless PCB and its equally spine less chief has selected at least 2 players in the T20 team.

I believe these players and their sponsors who selected them for the T20 team should be sacked from the team and PCB